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Obtaining Beer With Little to No Money

Posted on 02. Sep, 2009 by Justin in Party Tips

You just got home from a long dreadful day of learning. Your taste buds start to linger for an ice cold beer. You sprint frantically to your off white rugged refrigerator. As you hear the hinges screeching while opening the door, you become disoriented from what you have just came to realized. NO MORE BEER!

How do you obtain a tasty ice cold beer with little to no money?

There is a very useful website called http://www.thriftybeer.com/. This website was created by two broke college students. The site allows you to locate the stores which are currently selling beer at discounted prices in your local area. It will give you detailed information about what type of beer, quantity, price, and location of store which it is being sold at. I have came up on $15.00 30packs of beer because of this site. I always use this site before I decide to go purchase beer.

If you have not one dime in your wallet then my Hobo friend, it’s time to go hunt for treasure! The first place you should look is obviously under the cushions of your abused couch. I guarantee, you will at least find a shinny dime in there. If you are fortunate enough to own a car, go dig between and under your seats. Another place is to go in your messy room and search through the pockets of your shorts and pants. If your roommates aren’t home, search through their pockets of their shorts and pants too. They most likely will not notice if a dime is missing and if they do just tell them, “It wasn’t me” with a promising look on your face. Many locations including college campuses have fountains. Go fountain diving and collect as much money as you can but be sneaky about it. After you have accumulated around a $1.50, STOP! Go to your local liquor store and pick up a 40oz of freedom and ENJOY!

Many people are willing to help college students out! Go to a bar which is not frequently visited by college students. Sit next to a person who at least looks over 40 and isn’t dressed like a dirty bum. After presenting your I.D. to the bartender ask, “what is the most inexpensive beer you sell”? After the bartenders reply say with a frown on your face, “damn I hate being a college student, I can’t even afford the cheapest beer sold at a bar”. If you’re lucky the person next to you or the bartender will buy you that beer. I have done this and it worked 3 out of 8 times. This particular idea might sound a little crazy but if you really want that refreshing beer you will do it.

CHEERS!

Tags: beer, college, poor, student