Your stomach is in need of some grub but you don’t have the dough to buy it. So my fellow hobo students, what the hell do you do?
When I’m hungry and I am too broke to buy any food, I hit up a little buffet that I like call “Costco”. You have to be a member of Costco to enter their store but there is a way to work around this little barrier. It is really easy to get your ass inside. All you do is wait for a family or group approaching the entrance. As they get closer to the entrance, walk right up behind them to look like your apart of their group. You don’t have to communicate with them, just follow them closely and you will be fine. I’m sure there are other ways of getting inside without being a member but this is the way I do it.
After upon entry, start hitting up all of the free food sample stands which are usually operated by sweet wrinkling old ladies. You can stop at each stand as many times as you want, trust me it’s OK to do it. When I have gone there in the past, I would visit each stand a minimum of three times. The times that I have done this I was never questioned about what I was doing. If you do get questioned just say “Hey I’m a hobo student who is starving, give me a fu###ng break!”