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The All Mighty Flask

Posted on 17. Aug, 2009 by Blaze in Party Tips

Throughout my college days, going out to bars started becoming a very expensive hobby of mine. Every weekend, the friends wanted to get together and wreak havoc at the local pubs and for that specific reason, there was no way in hell that I could turn down a good time like that no matter how broke I was. In reality though, I didn’t even have money to buy myself food, so how in the hell was I going to be able to afford to go out and buy drinks? The credit card was maxed out and the bank was not coming in, but then again, I’m a college student so there had to be a way around this ridicules situation I was in.

Behold, the gods of alcohol have heard my desperate prayers and sent down an angel that blessed me with the ultimate gift any poor ass student would cry like a girl over. My cousin from Europe was visiting us in California and as a sign of her appreciation for giving her a place to stay, she brought us all gifts. Well mine turned out to be the Holy Grail, the flask. As soon as she pulled it out of her purse and the shimmering of chrome hit my eyes as if I had just stepped out into the open and looked directly into the sun, I dropped to my knees, looked up at the ceiling and had a premonition that would soon change my drinking days forever.

I had ultimately found a way to get drunk at the bars without spending a dime, so here it is but please pay close attention:

• First of, you obviously need a flask in order for this to work
• Next, fill the flask in with your favorite alcohol, preferably a bottle from last nights party
• Head over to your local bar district, make sure your with a decent size group (special note: if they are searching people at the door, hide the flask in your pelvic area or ask one of your lady friends to hide it in their purse)
• Hang around the bar area so the bartender notices your group, once he does and sees all your friends drinking, call him over and specifically tell him that your are the designated driver for the evening and you should then receive your free glass of coke
• Finally, take glass of coke over to the bathroom, pull your flask out of your pants and PRESTO, you just made a jack and coke in a stall that has poop floating in the toilet.
• Special Note: after your 3rd or 4^th bar, try not to looked too blitzed outta of your mind when telling the bartender you’re a designated driver or else it won’t work.

Now you necessarily don’t really need to do this if you just want to drink straight out of the flask, but if you don’t want to look like to much of a broke ass fool, then I would highly recommend doing this. I can’t stress to you guys how well this technique has worked for me over the last couple of years. I have literally saved hundreds of dollars by using a flask and not mention, woken up in alley ways and have gotten familiar with the most wretched females around the Southern California area so definitely give this money saving method a shot.

Before I leave you to your debauchery and beer drinking, check out this website (http://www.gunthergifts.com/) if you would like to purchase a flask, or just head over to your local liquor store.

Cheers!

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